Aboe to California

Abi Wabi turk-a-lurk, will you eat my leg?
I'd ask for you to stay in Boston, but I hate to beg!
For I concede that you must leave.
Oh how quickly 3 months goes.
And I fear, it's drawing near,
the day I pack your clothes.
So take your Joey Bag-of-Donuts across to Colorado
for 5 years, *stifle tears*,
Abi Green, like avocado.